The Windrunner Cataclysm: Goldshire, The Fargodeep Mine and someone bites it thanks to Princess

So I left the Goldshire Inn nice and early to get a start on some quests. The first one I picked up was [Kobold Candles] from Mr. William Pestle.

I dont like Kobolds, so I took the quest. Alright, that may be unfair; I HATE Kobolds. "You no take candle!" F$ck you! I'll take what I want. Here's an expression of how much I don't like them.

I then grabbed [A Swift Message] and hopped a flight to Stormwind. Ahh, Stormwind, so much has change, yet so much is the same. I saw someone yapping about the old Everquest days and how EQ Bards were the trickiest things to play. phhpt. Being modest, I chimed in.

So we werent dealing with the brightest in Stormwind, but I had a delivery to make so I made myself scarce. I found my way to Limited Immunity and had small talk with the owners.

After that I made my way back to Goldshire and grabbed [Gold Dust Exchange] from Remmy 'Two Times' and [The Fargodeep Mine] from Marshall Dughan in Goldshire. I then made my way to those hicks at the Stonefield Farm south of Goldshire to grab their quests. The first one I can do is [Lost Necklace]. Long story short, Bernice Stonefield thinks her necklace was stolen from this kid named Billy Maclure. The Maclure farm is about 250 foot away. Bernice is smart enough for a Stonefield (which means she can cook and breathe out of her nose) so she knows Billy is up to no good.

Granted, Billy is a douchebag but as the epic quest line unfolds it really digs deep into not only the lore of the game, but it also tugs at the heartstrings at what makes us human, and can turn us into monsters. It's also about pie.

Before I forget, the main antagonist of this story (besides that little shithead Billy) is Goldtooth; a middle aged Kobold with a love of all things gold. He has been in love with gold all of his life and will welcome anyone that will increase his stock. He's also a poop-flinging Kobold that eats dirt and wears a candle on his head. Sorry, I got distracted; he's moved since the good old days. He used to be in the Fargodeep mine, where I'm standing now.

After waiting for him to spawn for 15 minutes I decided to read the quest notes and hey! they moved him to a new spot.

So, I finally found him but he got the jump on me. I ended up whooping his butt though.

So I turned that quest in, grabbed [Young Lovers] from Tommy Joe Stonefield and decided to call it a night.

Oh! Before I forget!

I also grabbed [Princess Must Die!] from those redneck Stonefields as well. The objective is to kill a pig named Princess. She's level 9. Dont try to kill her at level 6 like this nub.