Leveling is Hell!(uva lot easier than it used to be). Level 1

Oh Hello,
So I'm starting a new Alliance character on the Windrunner server. She will be a human warlock with no starting money or gear. So, there's no twink items, no cash, no Recruit-a-Friend and no heirloom gear. The account she is on is a basic account with no expansions so I'm leveling just like a new player would, with the exception that I am familiar with the game (even though the game mechanics have changed enormously since November). So I fired the game up and went to create my character realizing all my favorite names are gone. Ah well, I'll come up with something.

 Engoria, thats her name. Why? I couldn't think of anything else, and by looking at the loading screen it looks like her breasts are engorged much larger then the last time I remember playing a Human Female. Maybe she's holding water or is wearing a lift, or maybe it's just the holding screen. Whatever. Off we go!

My first quest was to kill some evil wolves [beating them back!] which was pretty easy. Here's a screen shot of my reward with an action shot proving I did all the work.

Off to the next quest, [Lions for Lambs]. All I had to do was kill 8 ninja Orcs who thought they were sneaking around when in truth they were out in the open. The Orcs were really, really bad at stealth. But thats ok, I smacked them in the head like this:

So, with that quest under my belt I was sent to see my trainer Drusilla. I've never liked that bitch.

She gives you [Tainted letter] quest. Now, back in my day! this quest was a little tricky. You had to grab some book for the crazed broad that was guarded by 3 bandits that would beat your ass most the time. Well, this time it's a bit easier.

Yes, this time you have to defeat 5 pieces of wood in order to obtain your [Immolate] spell. If the wood defeats you, quit the game and play Facebook Zuma cause it only gets harder from here. Ok, moving on.