Levels 2 to 3, or 4. I forget.

Well, after successfully defeating 5 pieces of wood I was sent on my next quest, [Join the Battle!]. Woo!! Finally, some action! The first thing I did was go find Sgt. Williams.

He was a nice enough guy. After he gave me my quest, [They Sent Assassins], I was called over by Brother Paxton, who apparently is the heal bitch in this area because the tanks treat him like crap.

Brother Paxton gave me a fun quest called [Fear no Evil!] so I could go kill some ninja Goblins who, as it turns out, where even worse at stealth then the Orcs! And they were cocky about it too. Fun fact; female goblins are drama queens when they're killed.

After helping out 4 wounded soldiers and soundly defeating the diva-Goblins, I turned in my quests and headed back to the Abbey. Marshall McBride gave me a new quest, [Blackrock Invasion], and Milly Osworth, who was either so excited to see me she was praying, or just taking a piss, asked me to put out the fires in her vineyard with [Extinguishing Hope].

!!Boob Update!!!


You can't tell me that my boobs are not bigger then the last time I played a Human Female. And they expand and contract as I breathe. I wish I had an animated gif of that action. Look at this;

I guess Goblins picked up a plastic surgery skill, or a wizard did it. Either way I'm fine with them. Movin' on!

Here's a fun little composite shot of me putting out Milly's vineyard fire (cause she's to damn lazy to do it herself) and blasting an Orc in the neck. Good times.

Well, I turned those quests in and McBride gave me the grand finale; [Ending the Invasion]. I think after this I've defeated the Cataclysm!. Whoo!!

After mentally preparing myself for the grand finale I arrived at the Orc stronghold ready for an epic battle. Here's what I found.

Alright, so it wasn't the epic ending I hoped for. If I remember he threw his axe at me then made me chase him in circles around the Abbey while the Benny Hill theme was playing for 3 minutes. But I bested him eventually.